Seriously, the past two weeks or so I’ve genuinely been shocked at how so many people are desperate to be friends with you four horrible, horrible GREMLINS (you’re not hobbits, you’re gremlins, deal with it). You are all just vile! You say irritating things; you bitch about every single person and discuss all of their flaws that they cannot help, even if they are the nicest person in the world and have never done anything horrible to you, you’ll find something bad to say; you’re so immature; you were never ever good friends to me, you actually made me a very insecure girl and you can never be forgiven for that; I am aware of you making some people physically harm themselves because of how you made them feel; you cry that you’re sluts even when you think you aren’t - BUT YOU ARE - cheating on your boyfriend twice or kissing/sleeping with one of your friends boyfriends does actually make you pretty slutty; you’re just horrible. 
Grow up and realise that it’s actually incredibly sad that there are people sinking so low that they’re willing to lick out your arseholes. You’re nasty people and it’s unbelievable that people like you actually exist.
Good day.